Instead of rubber bullets,Gummy Bears should be fired for riot crowd control. "Disperse!"(Boom!) "Oww! Muther fuc..ooh! Cherry!"

Thank you Pandora for allowing me to enjoy classical music at my desk.. even if it does make me feel like I'm watching Bugs Bunny

I went to Lowe's during my lunch hour and looked at new toilets. Its the closest I've come to buying pot in 25 years

Overnight the temp climbed from 30 to 41 degrees. I hate that. It feels unnatural, like the water going from the sink basin back up into the faucet.

If old pens that no longer write were ammunition, then I could defend my home from invaders for weeks.

friday night

Friday night is almost here and w/ it a limitless supply of options & adventures lay before me! Thats why I can't decide if I want frozen pizza or take out fried chicken for dinner before laundry & TV

Kato Kaelin now spells his first name Keto so he can tell people the diet fad was his idea.