acid cash

So I'm laying in bed, awake w/ acid reflux for the 4rth night in a row, and I drift off & get a phone call from an attorney offering me a huge out of court settlement so I don't sue for the reflux. I agree to the terms. Suddenly my alarm goes off and I realize it was a dream. Now I'm grumpy, exhausted, raspy, and still broke. Well played black cloud

Cold weather promotes inactivity, kills bugs, keeps grass from growing, and does not burn my hand when I touch my steering wheel. What's not to like?

The voicemail system at my office is offline this morning. Now, if only they would do the same to my email this might turn into a good day.

Confession: When I see a red headed woman without makeup on, her face kind of... disappears and it freaks me out a bit

ice

Found a great substitute for A.M. caffeine this morning. It's called driving onto a patch of black ice and sliding 3 lanes over. Come to think of it, this is also a great cure for constipation.

So far I've spent all of 2015 the same way I did 2014: tired and unfocused. (And every year I hone these superpowers a little more)

2015 nightmares

The last two nights (my entire years sleep) I've had nightmares about being in gradeschool unable to complete basic assignments. It's like Nightmare on Elm Street meets Schoolhouse Rock.