halloween

40 yrs ago: Worrying about my costume,joke,&candy draw.
25 yrs ago:Worrying about my costume & which bar/party to hit.
5 yrs ago:Worrying about hitting a trick or treater while delivering pizza.
Today: Worrying that my orange shirt will cause people to mistake me for a large, lumpy pumpkin.

All of this freaky unseasonal hot one day, cold the next, warm sunny then suddenly turning chilly & stormy is wreaking havoc on my health. Somehow it makes me wonder how my ex-wife is doing.

Much like gym regulars, I wonder if ghosts look forward to the days after halloween when the posers go home and they get their haunts back?

Certs Doc? (Please?)

Its very hard to concentrate on a doctor's very lengthy detailed scientific diagnosis explantion and scratch pad drawings of molecule structure when he has breath that smells like a 5 day old corpse discovered in a car trunk in New Orleans in July. #PleaseHealMeButFirstLetsBothHaveAnAltoid

make me better/stronger/faster

Tomorrow I have an appointment with a Neurologist. In the paperwork it asked my reason for the appointment so I wrote: Myasthena Gravis. Next question was Any Other Reasons? I wrote: Please install Bionics or Super Powers while you are at it.

#HeadacheHostageDay3: Begining to think that nightly Death Metal Headbanging Immersion Therapy course was not a wise choice

OK Headache. It's been 2 days now. I've tried sleep, Tylenol, caffiene, & chocolate but still you remain. How about a cash bribe? Think about it because my next step is a restraining order.

Based on the annual company insurance meeting I just attended, it would be most beneficial for all if I was loaded into a cannon and fired into a brick wall. #BlackCloudHumanCannonBall

I just realized that Total Eclipse of the Heart is really a love song between Chimp Doctor Zira and Taylor, her pet human. #TurnAroundBrightEyes

TWD

I haven't been able to watch my recording of The Walking Dead season premiere yet. I'm dreaming the impossible dream of getting thru the day w/out a spoiler. #HelenKellerModeEngaged

Chicken Soup may be good for the soul but it sure as hell wreaks havoc on a table top, placemat, eyeglasses, newpaper, & mail. #BetterSpilledOnTheTableThanOnTheLap

My stomach is still upset, which is odd because normally that happens AFTER I've watched Trump debate.

queazy

Having stomach issues this morning which, in a perfect world, would mean I have an automatic bubble around me to keep out all work problems until I feel better. #DamnBlackCloudBubbleBurster

I'm all for a remake of the 1974 film EARTHQUAKE but only on the condition that Victoria Principal returns for a cameo wearing her afro wig.

tilt

Seems I didn't kick the recliner fully back in the upright position because when I stood up the footrest popped back up knocking me off balance and into the elliptical machine before bouncing across the room the loveseat. #BlackCloudPinball

My cell battery loses all it's charge by lunchtime. It's been with me so long it clearly is taking after it's owner. #loyalty

Too much left to do today with too little time to do it and too little motivation to care. = a Friday attitood

Yesterday's crisp fall chill is the football. The upcoming 88 degree weather is Lucy pulling it away just as I kick it. #CharlieBrownBlackCloud #HateHeat #ReadyForCold

Today my Dad would have been 94. #MissYouPop #RIP #WCCraverHallofFame2005

plop plop fizz fizz

Damn you St. Louis Bread Co! Your single cup of turkey chili kept me up all night w/ acid reflux & indigestion yet somehow if I could go back in time I fear I'd do it all over. What kind of voodo crack rock hypnotic addictive ingredients did you put in there?? #BlackCloudTumsAlkaSeltzerDay

The Disaster is gonna be huuuge

Trump Steaks(Fail), Trump University(Fail)

Trump Kool-Aid (Success)

[Trump-Aid:Not Since Jonestown Have So Many So Blindly Followed a Mad-Man.]

How come no one's posting any opinions about the debate last night? Oh.. I was offline. I see a few coming now..

Last night I dreamed I flunked an acting class. I woke up, realized it was just a dream, but still went back to sleep so I could find that teacher and argue about it.

Friday

 

 

Last half of Friday workday/end of a shitty week/nice weather outside/weekend plans ahead = Need all the help I can get to focus on work until 5

 

 

 

 

Does Rosetta Stone offer a language course that teaches that african tongue click dialogue?

sale

On my way to work the same house has a "huge" garage sale atleast twice a year. How much junk do these people have?!? Assuming they either constantly hit other garage sales to absorb other people's crap or they are thieves and this is how they unload the take.

10/4

Breaker Breaker Good Buddy. This here's the Black Cloud comin at ya. I'm at mile marker 3 on National Talk Like a Trucker Day and I'm looking for Bear report, come back? I got the pedal to the metal and I'm gone. 10/4

fogitaboutit

On one hand, my boss gave me a couple of really nice cigars. On the other hand, my coworker flung a plastic rat that stuck to the ceiling above my desk. Not sure if this is going to be a good day or a bad day but it seems the mafia thinks I'm a snitch.

I'm thinking National Talk Like a Pirate Day is getting a little old. I suggest we replace it with National CB Trucker Talk Day on Oct 4rth