death pool

So far my picks are in last place for my office 2018 Celebrity Death Pool (stupid healthy people) but all it will take is some bad fish at the early bird dinner special at the Friar's Club tonight for me to surge ahead for the win before New Years. #FingersCrossed

Dear Lemon Ricotta Pancakes: You complete me.

The days between Christmas & New Years drift by in neutral gear like holiday purgatory

Sometimes I catch myself wondering what ever happened to fictitious characters from long defunct TV sitcoms.

If I ever collapse, forget CPR, just give me a papercut & put hand sanitizer in it. I'll wake up for sure.

When a cold gets so bad so fast that you reach for the 3 year expired Dayquil in your desk drawer

Walmart Log 12/7:Shoppers were plentiful but polite. However,there is a growing unease as the herd can sense the coming stampede

Today we remember 2 things:The sacrifice of all those who perished 77 years ago & the 2001 Michael Bay movie that annoyed people

mixed

Goodwill has all the mens&womens coats lumped together & separated only by color. Based on shoulder pads & perfume smells, I think I tried on atleast 3 ladie's peacoats.

outgoing

Dad: There was no social media in the early 90s so if you wanted to show how quirky & creative you were you had to leave a funny outgoing message on your answering machine.
Son: Answering Machine?
Dad: Lets not go down that rabbit hole just now.