I would be willing to watch ‪#‎PeterPanLive‬ on NBC tonight if Bill Murray was Peter.

old and older stuff

To my middle aged amigos: Remember when VCRs, cable TV, call waiting, cordless phones, microwaves, & answering machines were cool new technology? / To my younger amigos: I'm curious what items you grew up w/ as new that will be outdated and obsolete 30 years down the line.

Today is a black pants/white socks and I don't care kind of day.

Poinsettia: The place where they film dirty movies in Italy

parade jump

Just ONCE I'd like to see someone jump from a rooftop and land on top of one of the cartoon balloons and ride it the rest of the parade route. is that TOO much to ask Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade?????

Is it me or does all new Christmas music sound like a commercial for either the Gap or Old Navy? Give me 'John Denver and the Muppets: a Christmas Together' any day

food buzzz

I propose that every 6th random appetizer or dessert item brought in for office food days be wired with electric shock. Not only would this be an excellent cognitive behavioral therapy technique to minimize snacking but it would be fun as hell to watch.