This snow looks suspiciously like rain. This snow is incognito.

When wild horses are captured, sold, and named, do the horses refer to that as their slave name?

Mr. McGee,don't make me angry.

During lunch I took a stroll down Watson Rd. With my head down into the wind and the traffic whizzing by, I started to hear somber piano music play. That's when I realized that all I needed was a plaid shirt, brown duffle bag, & cowboy boots and I'd be a chubby David Banner at the end of every Incredible Hulk episode.

I wonder if Heaven offers bus tours of hell, purgatory, limbo, or the factory where souls are recycled for reincarnation?

new show

Dear Game Show Network or Showtime,
Please create a late night game show called The Price Is Right: AFTER DARK using hookers, drugs, and booze as the items up for bids. Ken Jeong is available to host.
You're Welcome,
Dave B

stupid rodent

After being awake w/ heartburn all night I'm tired and cranky. So fair warning:If today is going to be a repeating groundhog day, Punxsutawney Phil is going to be ground into chili by dinner.

Tonight please remember that it's not about who wins the Super Bowl. It's about how funny the commercials are.