dream

Had a dream I did something that merited a photo op w/ President in the oval office, and I mocked him for having a Magic 8 Ball on his desk. The secret service was not amused. Turned out it belonged to Biden anyway.

Hostage/prisoner exchanges would be much less stressful if all parties would agree to make it a spirited game of Red Rover.

I'm going to create and market aquarium sized souvenir snow globes so fish can finally take some well earned winter vacations.

health ain't cheap

Finally got my bill for my November hospital stay. I'd feel much better about writing this huge check if it came w/ a 40% off my next surgery coupon or at least a membership punch card towards a free ER visit.

With the overwhelming volume of cookies being distributed across the nation right now, shouldn't we be referring to the Girl Scouts as a cartel?

paper cuts and hand sanitizer, if marketed properly, could put caffeine out of business.

So I'm standing in my family room and a 2 foot strip of original decorative trim decides to just fall off the wall. Concerned that was the first fall of a house of cards.