Thank you Wal-Mart shoppers who leave your carts in the middle of the parking lot, for reminding me you are lower on the karmic chain than me.

getting off the trend train

In the 90s Jeff Foxworthy had a funny bit about how people reach an age in life where they just stop when it comes to trends, technology, and fashion. Now every time I burn a CD, watch a DVD, or look at my watch I realize I've gone from laugher to laughee.

I bought 2 pairs of shoes tonight and got a really good deal because they are all left feet.

Rather than mess with setting all my clocks ahead an hour I'm just going to buy a flux capacitor

Ever feel tempted to post something very warm and inspirational on FB, wait for friends to click LIKE, and then edit it into something inappropriate?

I'm thinking of building an entire house out of Lego pieces so I can a tax write off for using recyclable materials.

Ever notice that Elmer Fudd and Sherlock Holmes wear the same hat?