How do they manage to catch all these wild animal fights on camera? I call bullshit. I'm betting these are all scripted and performed by paid actors

Somewhere, deep in the woods, Bigfoot actually kind of misses being pursued by the paparazzi.

Remembering my father today

2 years ago today we lost Dad. But, even with the passing of time, who he was is still so much a part of us he's never really gone. (There just aren't as many trips to White Castle.) Miss you Pop.

It's a good thing Easter only comes one day a year because this much bright pastel clothing would damage my retinas if viewed on a regular basis.

I don't have time to dye Easter eggs today but if someone can lend me a paintball gun I'd be happy to do a few of them at a distance.

How cheap am I?

During a high stakes game of Scaryaoke (A Karaoke-Chicken Drinking Game) I once stood before a crowded bar and sang "I've Never Been to Me" by Charlene. This is how far I will go to avoid buying a round of drinks.

"Welcome to the Academy Awards, or as it's known at my house.. Passover" -Bob Hope