If I ever end up on death row, for my last meal I'll order just enough Reese's Peanut Butter Cups to put me into a diabetic coma.

your show

How cool would it be if you could wake up in the morning, and press an app on your phone that starts with a familiar monotone voiceover saying, "Previously.. on Your Life." before playing a well edited 15 second video montage recapping your previous day?

I"ll bet the Tin Man is not a popular guy to hang out with during a lightening storm.

As independent contractors, do prostitutes have to adjust their budget for overhead?

raging waters

Dear Toy Makers,
Make me a cheap, 10", durable, watertight toy boat w/ a GPS finder and a waterproof video camera I can drop into swollen creeks and rivers during flash floods. Call it the SS Reconnaissance. Please deliver before the end of the business day. Thanks, Dave B

Uh, excuse me for interrupting your speech Coach but I'd like to point out that there IS a "ME" in TEAM which is pretty much like "I" so where does that leave us?

Twinkie-sized wasp came in my sunroof at a stoplight. I was prepared to abandon the car & sign the title over to him right there.