I'm damn lucky my days of exams and tests are behind me because last night a clerk asked me for my zip code and my mind went blank

When in doubt.. Reboot. (Note: This is NO longer allowed to be applied to movie franchises)

sleepy slip

Stepped in some puddled rainwater in my garage and slid from my rear bumper to my door. Luckily my still sleeping brain barely acknowledged this express trip until my throbbing knee reminded it about 20 min later.

I've absorbed enough aggravations to meet my full day quota and it's only 9:11AM. This is not a good sign.

Does Caitlyn Jenner get a new birth certificate? How else can she renew her driver's license? Speaking of which, I wonder if she drives a hybrid?

New postage is 48.5 cents so I'm headed to the post office to buy one stamp with 49 cents and wait for my change.

Dear Google Maps

Time to step up your game and draw me a diagram of every parking lot I enter, show me the empty spots, the fastest way there, and put a jam on anyone else's scanner competing against me in the lot. Thanks, Dave B