The Daily Dweeb
A Simple Man's Struggle against the Whole Damn Universe
Sunday, July 10, 2016
The country is entirely too intense right now. Lets everyone just chill out for a bit. Relax. Have a pudding cup.
Wednesday, July 6, 2016
I like to 2nd random motions that have nothing to do with the meeting.
Its only 10:13 and I'm already out of steam. This is not good. Kind of like stopping to tie your shoe while crossing a busy highway.
Tuesday, July 5, 2016
For sanitary purposes I hope the casting couch atleast gets Scotchgarded every year or so.
I did not sleep well last night so even though I'm at work technically my brain is still on vacation.
Sunday, July 3, 2016
I heard a noise that turned out to be my yard slurping up the rain water. What really freaked me out is when it belched & demanded more.
Friday, July 1, 2016
Things I learned at the doctor's office today: 1) My cough is not pneumonia. 2) TheTongue Depressors are apparently not for building log cabins.
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