I almost choked on a potatoe chip at lunch. Kinda scary, kinda humiliating, kinda goofy way I'd end up going by. I could see my toe tag now [Cause of Death:Spud Misadventure]

Rainfall & Thunder: The only sounds I don't mind being woken up during the night by. The same sounds while stuck in traffic, not so much.

Dear Family of the Spider I Killed: It was either him or me. I'm sorry. Please don't come for revenge.Condolences on your loss. - Dave

Starting a new med.waiting to see which side effect hits feels like walking blindfolded thru a car wash.U don't know whats coming,but its not gonna be pleasant.

Fine September. You let it be 105 heat index so I'm gonna wear white after labor day. Two can play at this ignoring the rules stuff.

Last night there was a cricket in the theater that chirped during the entire movie. It gave the phrase "it bugged me" a whole new level of intensity.

Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out August.September, you're up. Just do your job bring in a nice cool fall and nobody gets hurt. Kapeesh?