If excessive tossing & turning at night was counted as excercise, then I have met my aerobic requirements for the week.

clean

I did a long overdue house cleaning yesterday and last night I felt like I was in a hotel. It smelled fresh, everything was in place, plus I found a Gideon Bible in my nightstand and a dead hooker under the bed.

Ever have one of those days when even a game of Uno seems to complicated to mess with?

If you wanted to capture me in the wild, just put a donut in a jar and wait.

Lacix Medication Motto: "Yes.You will pee A LOT.But you'll thank us for the excercise results from all those bathroom dashes."

Jeeves

Between her daily nursing care aids, cleaning lady, lawn service, homehealthcare RN, & 5 adult children, my Mom now has a bigger staff than the Govenor's mansion. All we need to add is a butler and she'll have a complete set.

too much time on my hands

My bedroom has a clock radio on my nightstand, a back up one on my dresser, a wall clock, my cell phone, my wristwatch, and the time on the TV news: None of them are even close to matching times. No wonder I start each day confused.