boom! Plop.

Pearl Harbor Day may be wednesday but today, December 5th, 2016, will live in infamy as my car was suddenly and deliberately attacked by a flock of overfed and well aimed birds from the empire of the parking lot trees. #MultiplePoopBombHits

Working up Monday morning momentum! OK!!! READY?!?!! Annnd..ahh screw it.

Uh oh

Yesterday I was in the grocery check out when nature called. The lettuce was on sale for $.89 but rang up at $1.49. After quick calculation I opted to pay an additional $.60 to get home 2 minutes faster rather than wait on a pricecheck. #WorthEveryPenny

meow

I'm in the mood for a little danger, so tonight I'm having dinner at a discount chinese buffet. #CulinaryRussianRoulette #TumsInOneHolsterPeptoInTheOther

Ooooonnnne!!!...

Jail is just a large scale version of a "time out" so police should have the option of giving a loud & stern 1-5 warning count to see if the perp in queston stops acting out.

into the fray

The idea of jumping into Christmas shopping makes me feel like I'm 9 yrs old, standing at the edge of the high dive board, looking down, w/ a line behind me, wondering just what the hell was I thinking?

thank u note

I'm not much of a Bible-thumper but with my black cloud I find I now spend as much time saying "Thanks" to God for what didn't happen as I do Praying that it doesn't.