pop

The first guy to make popcorn shit his pants in surprise, then spent the rest of his days trying to make other foods do the same thing. He died from exploding pumpkin shrapnel. #JiffyPopPumpkinBomb

just give me another 5 min

Woke up around 8am and decided to sleep in another 20min. Opened my eyes again at 11:10am. There is a fine line between a nap & winter hybernation. #BlackCloudZZZs

noise noise noise

16 days before the 25th and The Christmas Spirit hasn't come within 5 miles of me.The Grinch has gone from a cautionary tale into someone who actually makes some really good points.

over sprayed

Hairspray: started as a John Waters cult film, made into a play, then into a broadway musical, then into a major motion picture musical, and then an NBC live event. Unless they plan on turning it into an interpretive dance ballet or a saturday morning cartoon, I think this has played out. #CanIsEmpty #OverExploited

rumble

Dreamed last night I was in a comedy/action movie fight scene being attacked by an inept overweight ninja but the only weapons on hand for our battle were rolls of wrapping paper. #DollarTreeFightSceneDreamSequence

one of those days

Due to some extreme tossing & turning I literally got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. Accordingly, before opening my eyes, I bumped into a wall that was not supposed to be there. #SetThePrecedentForTheDay

"Oh wow! I can't wait to hear the Grammy nominations this morning!" - said no one middle aged or older ever #IKnowOneOutOfAllTheSongsListed