I've investigated every angle and concluded there is no way to look at the average Monday to make it not suck.

usps

Much like the retro cool factor of vinyl records, I predict that in a few more years young hipsters will rediscover the lost art of cursive writing and sending letters to each other. (That is.. once they learn what a stamp is.)

empty lunch :(

After so many years of spending every lunch hour checking on Mom, today I admit I felt a little lost when I wandered outside at noon for the first time since the funeral. Seems strange. Empty. Even a little scary.

missed days

Returning to work after an unexpected 4 day absence feels like stepping into college class 70% way thru the semester. #HowWillIEverCatchUp

Mom

Yesterday she managed to eat breakfast, some ice cream at lunch, and some soup at dinner. Today she can't even take a sip of water much less food or medicine. On the bright side she is breathing well and resting comfortably. No gasps, no calls for help. #PleaseKeepHerInYourPrayers

water

The last 3 days of rain have my area under a water boil order. So ALL that water suddenly means I don't get any. #SuddenlySoThirsty #AFloodOutsideCreatedADroughtInside

traffic

Thanks to roads closed for flooding it took me over an hour to get to work. That's frustrating.🚗🚙🏎️🚐🚕🚗
I'm on a medication that makes me pee 5 times a morning. That's just a special kind of torture. 😖😵😫😫#ThankYouRadioForConstantTalkAboutRushingWater 👹