You say a snowy weekend in April is torture. I say the sound of my lawn mower not running is bliss.

I just gave a homeless guy a dollar and he gave me a reciept with a survey on it asking me to rate his performance.

Either it was seriously windy last night or a lady with red shoes and striped stockings was partially sleeping under my house this morning.

When voting I research & consider each tax proposal, support my party, & on random board nominees the goofiest name wins

9 years ago today, Rothman delivered my new sofa & loveseat. That's the last time any furniture starting w/ NEW entered my home

Waking up to start another work week felt like Bill Murray hearing 'I Got You Babe' for the 600th time in Groundhog Day

Once again I April Fooled myself when I told myself I'd get up early and be productive this morning. (I fall for that one every year)