Bathroom Cleaning Supplies:I can spend $ on premium brands or buy $Tree brands that smell like a chemical fire in an outhouse

remember

It feels like a triple paradox:17 yrs was just a moment ago, but footage makes it seem like a lifetime ago, while its just a historical note to anyone under 23. #RIP

Went to Shop n Save & 4 employees asked how I'm doing. They're just afraid I'm gonna build a fort out of cereal boxes again

Yesterday I ate like a hungry hungry hippo, jammed to music like a bobblehead, and worked out like GI Joe. This morning I woke up feeling like silly puddy.

I paid bills last night and if my checking account was measured in temperature, it would be frozen solid

shoe

I hooked my finger while trying to fix my sandal which came off while on the gas pedal on Hwy44 making my car appear driverless for a few panicked seconds. How is your morning?

hardware

Yesterday I smoked cigars w/ a Navy Seal who told me about sniper firing, grenade launchers, rock climbing, & firing rockets. I told him I'm giving serious thought to buying a new weed wacker.