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Thanks McDonalds for the overdone sausage bisquit, dried out hashbrown, and overcooked apple pie. Seems the new slogan is: BaDaDaPaDa.. I'm Burnin' This!

Brunch is a dangerous place so I always grab some extra sharp cheddar in case I need to cut a bitch. #word

We had tacos last night because we prefer to celebrate National Taco Day Eve.

Venus is the hottest planet in our solar system w/ an average temp of 735 while St. Louis MO is a close 2nd w/ a muggy 93 in Oct

New fall TV shows are like bad horror movie characters: you know most won't survive and a few are actually fun to see killed.

I like to take big Sam's carts into The Dollar Tree to shop so it feels like I'm driving a moster truck.🚘Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!

Of all of the technological updates of the last 50 yrs,I believe the internet has ultimately done more harm than good to mankind