snowy riot

Officials report that today's scheduled civil unrest, rioting, looting, burning, and window breaking has been cancelled due to snow. These activities will be rescheduled for the convenience of the participating criminal element. The city apologies to the national media for the delay in their completely unbiased/ratings grabbing coverage of the crime wave.

new insurance

My new insurance quadrupled all my prescription deductibles to several hundred $ per month so I'll need some extra cash. Does anyone want to rent a room? Hire a drug mule? Know of the best corners to hold a sign and panhandle?

The plus side of poor sleep due to local news related anxiety/depression is an eventual numbness that will serve nicely as a shield while enduring a family Thanksgiving.

fun fact

In the movie GREASE, the song 'Look at Me, I'm Sandra Dee' (where Stockard Channing grinds next to an Elvis poster) was filmed on August 16, 1977... the same day Elvis Presley died.

Either this is sleet or it's the loudest snow I've ever heard

The only problem with the lava lamp on my desk is that it subconsciously keeps planting the old VH1 'Pop Up Video' theme song in my head.

Ahhhh, nothing like an office birthday food day to once again verify my complete lack of self-control and personal health care. Break room treats.. I am your bitch.