Ever have one of those weeks when the idea of joining the witness protection program (even though you've never witnessed a crime) sounds like a really good idea?

People suck. - Mahatma Gandhi

I think there's been a mistake. Today needs to be Friday. My week's ration of professional enthusiasm is pretty much tapped.

For 25 years the funk guitar "think music" riff from Match Game 77 plays in my head every time I'm in the produce section trying to pick a grapefruit.

Milton Bradley & Xbox should team up to make a realistic interactive video game of OPERATION.

If the ocean was middle school, great white sharks would stealing lunch $ and smoking behind the bleachers.

Bone dry here. But I propose, in an act of solidarity with our friends on the east coast, that we all take a snow day today.