On this date in 1859, Big Ben goes into operation in London, paving the way for thousands of awful porn names in the coming decades.

Yesterday felt like Friday so to be honest I'm a little pissed off to be in the office on Saturday afternoon.

Since Chinese food is different in America, could I still call it a Chinese Restaurant if I opened one w/ that menu in Beijing?

I'm not sure who is responsible for the screw up but I'm pretty sure we're at least supposed to be at Friday by now.

ringer

Is there a phone ring app that is just the sound of someone eating grape-nuts cereal? What a great way to annoy everyone around you!

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Last night I fell asleep watching the Late Show w/ James Cordin and dreamed his guest was 75yr old John Lennon who joked about the comically awful "music" of his 2nd ex-wife Yoko.

I sometimes miss the old days when shopping for home furnishings meant garage & estate sale haggling, good will, and the occasional nighttime curbside pick up.