Star Wars will not be able to live up to so much hype.Worried I'll be as dissapointed as I when I found out Santa was fake in 2013

I played old Bill Cosby cd to it to see if it still felt funny. It gave me the feeling of accidentally drinking spoiled milk.

On this date in 1863 Lincoln delivered the Gettysburg Address, which I used to assume was some kind of a PO Box number.

Dear QT Pizza: Thanks a lot for the heartburn/acid reflux that kept me up all night. Oh who am I kidding? I can't stay mad at you.

One of the few bright spots about having an elderly parent w dementia is that I never have to come up with new jokes or anecdotes.

not of this McWorld

I've been doing the research and can find no animal that matches the meat from the McRib. Pretty sure the golden arch's lab is playing God and creating animals for meat. Takes a year to grow em.. that's why they only appear sporadically.

contractors again using industrial glue for carpet install.Still waiting on their response to my request that they switch to lemon scented model glue.