Just used the men's room in a pathetic bid to delay starting my Sunday catch up files at the office. You could say I put the Pee in Procrastinating

If life was a sitcom, then post lunch food coma is the unproductive down period during commercial breaks.

Its about damn time you got here Friday

One Presidential Debate should consist of each candidate given 30 min to sell used cars on TV. Sell me a 93 escort, you get my vote

I slipped on a water bottle when I got out of bed this morning,bounced off the wall /& back onto the bed.My dog thinks I'm an idiot.

Last night I dreamed I was a pastry chef for a colombian drug lord. This morning I'm aggravated because I left the oven on.

I can tell that the only way I'm going to get started this morning is for someone to roll me down a hill and pop my clutch.