halloween

40 yrs ago: Worrying about my costume,joke,&candy draw.
25 yrs ago:Worrying about my costume & which bar/party to hit.
5 yrs ago:Worrying about hitting a trick or treater while delivering pizza.
Today: Worrying that my orange shirt will cause people to mistake me for a large, lumpy pumpkin.

All of this freaky unseasonal hot one day, cold the next, warm sunny then suddenly turning chilly & stormy is wreaking havoc on my health. Somehow it makes me wonder how my ex-wife is doing.

Much like gym regulars, I wonder if ghosts look forward to the days after halloween when the posers go home and they get their haunts back?

Certs Doc? (Please?)

Its very hard to concentrate on a doctor's very lengthy detailed scientific diagnosis explantion and scratch pad drawings of molecule structure when he has breath that smells like a 5 day old corpse discovered in a car trunk in New Orleans in July. #PleaseHealMeButFirstLetsBothHaveAnAltoid

make me better/stronger/faster

Tomorrow I have an appointment with a Neurologist. In the paperwork it asked my reason for the appointment so I wrote: Myasthena Gravis. Next question was Any Other Reasons? I wrote: Please install Bionics or Super Powers while you are at it.

#HeadacheHostageDay3: Begining to think that nightly Death Metal Headbanging Immersion Therapy course was not a wise choice

OK Headache. It's been 2 days now. I've tried sleep, Tylenol, caffiene, & chocolate but still you remain. How about a cash bribe? Think about it because my next step is a restraining order.