it begins

Tomorrow I once again drop off my mower at a boy scout fundraiser to be cleaned, sharpened, & oil changed. If I can just talk one of the little bastards into coming over and cutting my lawn a few times for the same donation I'll be good to go. #HasntWorkedSoFar #ArtOfTheDealMyAss #BePreparedToNegotiate

I COULD replace the batteries in my remote but then my finger wouldn't get such a workout from pressing the button so hard.

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Being an adult is like that 3rd waiter in the group that CLEARLY hates clap-singing Happy Birthday at your table. Sometimes you have to roll your eyes and do stupid shit just to stay in the game.

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Being an adult is like that 3rd waiter in the group that CLEARLY hates clap-singing Happy Birthday at your table. Sometimes you have to roll your eyes and do stupid shit just to stay in the game.

working for the weekend

Thursday used to be fueled by momentum of the 3 previous days to blast into Friday, but now barely drags itself in like a tired 3 legged dog. #ThisWeekIsFeelingOld

This morning a longtime local radio news personality was being teased about having no hair and I actually said to myself,"Gee, he doesn't SOUND bald."

dream police

I'd like to apologize to the friends in my dream last night who attended my birthday party only to have me leave the house & then not be able to get back inside. My dead father called me yelled at me for being such a rude host. #CatholicGuiltNotJustForBreakfastAnymore