The 18 yr old radio in my Mazda is either dying or developed a new anti-theft feature that shoots random CDs at the driver

I enjoy listening to classical music at my desk but sometimes it feels like I'm in a dramatic close up in an Oliver Stone film.

News Alert: after MUCH personal debate I've decided to use my Arby's coupon today before it expires. In a related story, I clearly need to get a life.

I miss the days when a bowl of Trix, Sugar Corn Pops, or Lucky Charms were considered "part of this balanced breakfast"

Ahhh, there's nothing like a nice long nap after lunch (but I really need to start storing a pillow here under my desk)

Thinking back to the NBC Must See TV in the 80s I don't recall ever hearing anyone refer to Bill Cosby as "America's Dad".

Crap. It's only Tuesday