Every car should have a feature that automatically plays Hotel California whenever you drive thru heavy fog.

New Rule: All tacos&tortillas will be square instead of round. All in favor?

Today is my 13 year anniversary with A-Mrazek Moving Systems. (You'd think by now I'd stop tripping on that front step)

The older it gets, the slower my computer is to power up and function in the morning. It SO gets me.

Its 2018, where is my fully lit & decorated Christmas tree that cranks open & closed like a patio umbrella? #TheJetsonsWereLiars

The Monday of a 3 day work week is still a Monday

Instead of replacing my broken DVR w/ a new one,Spectrum installed a beat up refurbished unit found in an abandoned trailer park