death pool

So far my picks are in last place for my office 2018 Celebrity Death Pool (stupid healthy people) but all it will take is some bad fish at the early bird dinner special at the Friar's Club tonight for me to surge ahead for the win before New Years. #FingersCrossed

Dear Lemon Ricotta Pancakes: You complete me.

The days between Christmas & New Years drift by in neutral gear like holiday purgatory

Sometimes I catch myself wondering what ever happened to fictitious characters from long defunct TV sitcoms.

If I ever collapse, forget CPR, just give me a papercut & put hand sanitizer in it. I'll wake up for sure.

When a cold gets so bad so fast that you reach for the 3 year expired Dayquil in your desk drawer

Walmart Log 12/7:Shoppers were plentiful but polite. However,there is a growing unease as the herd can sense the coming stampede