black cloud

I left my house and car windows open for this morning's rain showers, my PC was down for virus repairs all morning, got a wicked paper cut, had 2 screaming VMs & 5 angry emails, spilled water on my crotch, dropped my keys in a puddle, have nasty heartburn from lunch... and it's only 1:20. Seems I've enlisted in the black cloud army: who's motto is "We'll see that more bad shit happens to you before 9am than most people get all day"