NP (north pole) news

Santa Claus was forced to resign his position today after weeks of reindeer protesting calling for his dismissal. When asked what Santa did wrong, Blitzen, speaker for the reindeer group, said,"Rudolph's overt nose and widespread popularity made us feel uncomfortable. The North Pole is supposed to be a Safe Place. This is the red suited man's fault." And with that Christmas is cancelled. Back to you Bob.