ode to a toothpick

Thank you Toothpick: You hold my sandwich in place, you pick up my cheetos so my fingers don't turn orange, you pick the food from my teeth, and then I chew around on you making me look like a white trash hoodlum. Not since the spork has a disposable utensil served so many functions. #Salute #SwissArmyKnifeofTinyWoodSpears