The Daily Dweeb
A Simple Man's Struggle against the Whole Damn Universe
Thursday, August 3, 2017
Dawn
I dreamed last night the new fad was using dishwashing liquid for toothpaste so I tried it. It worked well but soap bubbles came out whenever I peed.
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WokeUpWithALemonTasteInMyMouth
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TakesGreaseOutOfYourWay
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