Thursday, November 30, 2017

holiday scandal

The North Pole has just announced Santa Claus has been fired after allegations of sexual assault on 3 female elves, 1 reindeer, 2 snow angels, & the Bumble Snow Monster. Mrs. Claus has hired Hanukkah Harry to fill in until a full time replacement can be named. More on this story as it develops.

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