don't get cocky

This morning my toast didn't burn, my cheese omelette was perfect, & the sausage was just right. I internally gloated about this accomplishment as I slid the eggs onto my plate from the pan.. which was apparently too close to the bread wrapper which instantly melted all over the bottom of my skillet. #ServesMeRightForBeingOptimistic #BlackCloudMeltDown #CrockeryFail