first day of fall (finally) and it's sweltering

Dear Gambini Crime Family: For 77 days I have been counting down to the relief that Fall would bring from the punishment of summer. Today Fall is finally here... and St. Louis will have a 100 degree heat index. I blame the Heat Miser. Accordingly, I am calling in my favor. To quote Capone - "I want him DEAD! I want his family DEAD! I want his house burned to da GROUND!" Tonight the Heat Miser sleeps with the fishes. Thanks, Your Pal, Dave B