grill

I lost a man in the heat of battle today. In over 28 years of BBQ sessions I've never lost a burger thru the grate into the fire but today one all beef soldier slipped off my spatchula mid flip and down he went. I tried my best to rescue him but it was too late. However, after dinner when things cooled down I went back to the grill with a long fork for a search party and eventially recovered what was left of him, said a few words in tribute, and then fed him to the neighbor's dog. Why? Because the grill code says that no man, be he beef, chicken, braut, or pork, is left behind.