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10:49PM. Just got home. While waiting in line at Walmart during an errand for the store (and wearing my Domino's uniform) the stoned guy in front of me eyed the 6 XL bottles of hydrogen peroxide, Clorox Bleach, 4 boxes of Mr Clean sponges, trash bags, and rubber gloves. Then he asked me what kind of mess am I cleaning up(?). I looked him dead in the eye and whispered,"Lets just say there is Pizza Hut driver/competitor of mine who won't be delivering anymore. By the way, do you know a good place in the woods to bury a 20 gallon drum?"