pizza

2:33AM. Just got home. Tonight some teens at a party were just drunk enough to think it was funny to change their order 15 times & kept me on the phone over 15 minutes. So when I, as instructed, followed the noise & delivered to their basement door in the backyard, instead of gently knocking.. I pounded on the door and hollered,"POLICE DEPARTMENT! OPEN THE DOOR NOW!" the inside immediately went silent. When the kid, white as ghost, opened the door I said,"Kidding.. just Domino's Pizza." (maniacal laugh)