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12:22 AM. Just got home. The Holiday Inn Express in Fenton has an ornate curved staircase from the center lobby to the 2nd floor. After my delivery to 206, no one was around, so I slid down the banister into the lobby. Now I don't know the physics of mass x velocity but I do know I flew down that slick railing like Fred Flintsone off his dinosaur/crane when the whistle blew. I was going so fast I pretty much slammed into the front desk. Seems a hotel guest was walking in from the parking lot and witnessed my landing. To respond to his odd stare as I walked by him I said,"Hell of a lot faster than the elevator buddy."